I’ve always read with mild amusement the claims of the fantastical things the science populizers love to parlay as ‘consistent with the laws of physics’. Reading this latest one claiming it might be possible to escape the deep freeze brought on by the Hubble expansion, I think I’ve figured out why I always find myself shaking my head. Dunno why this epiphany happened tonight, but I noticed several things in this article…
…astrophysicists often use the classification of Type I, II and III civilisations…ranked [by] their energy consumption. One might expect that a Type III civilisation, using the full power of its unimaginably vast galactic resources would be able to evade the big freeze….To do this, an advanced civilisation will first have to discover the laws of quantum gravity, which may or may not turn out to be string theory…
plus several occurances along the lines of ‘an advanced civilization might…’
Well now, I’ve never heard of those ‘often used’ civilization types, but perhaps I didn’t talk to the proper astrophysicists during my years in grad school. Anyway, snide remarks aside, just that little snippet is already well down the path that leads from fact to fancy:
- Note how quickly we’ve gone from the abstract classification of a ‘type III civilization’ to the assumption that one exists (after all, we haven’t proven they don’t exist, right?) and then on to using them as the
agents of our proposed escape scheme. Furthermore, since they’re ‘type III’, they can obviously engineer any process they need because they must have access to ‘unimaginably vast’ energy resources. Ergo, they must have the ability to create conditions through which to violate any of the ‘laws’ that we, with our primitive, backassward physics, think describe the universe. Ri-ight.
- Yet, even this astoundingly advanced (whatever that means) race that has managed to solve fundamental mass-energy-field paradoxes needs help. They can achieve the goal we set for them if they learn some stuff about something that might exist and may allow for the effects we want to see. Wow, that’s an awful lot of conditionals and postulates that have to align just so. Hmm…how many ifs does it take to make a line of thought no longer worthy of serious consideration?
Ignoring these little gems, let’s move on to the ‘real’ physics that such articles love to sprinkle in to lend an air of legitimacy:
Negative energy, however, has been seen in the laboratory in the form of the Casimir effect. Normally, the force between two uncharged parallel plates should be zero. But if quantum fluctuations outside the plates are greater than the fluctuations between the plates, a net compression force will be created. … This was first predicted in 1948 and measured in 1958. However, the Casimir energy is tiny…[t]o make use of the Casimir effect would require advanced technology to squeeze these parallel plates to very small separations. If one were to reshape these parallel plates into a sphere
with a double lining, and use vast amounts of energy to press these spherical plates together, enough negative energy might be generated for the interior of the sphere to separate from the rest of the universe.
Now, this Casimir effect may be true and useful, but, as often happens, the author quickly goes awry through the subtle error inherent in extrapolation. Like many wormhole-and-timewarp fancies, the author has missed (or ignored) a major idea that cuts across several aspects of revolutions in physics during the last century or so:
exotic (or even mundane) effects aren’t always scale-invariant! Time dilation and quantum tunneling are only significant on extreme scales (near-light speeds and subatomic distances, respectively), and similarly just because the Casimir effect is real on submillimeter scales doesn’t necessarily mean it will be so on person-sized or planetary ones (no matter how much energy you have at your disposal). Do the mathematics bear out the use of the Casimir effect in this way?
Moreover, just because some scientist or other proposed a self-consistent theory for something doesn’t mean it will ever bear out. Plenty of bizzare effects have been predicted from the edges of physical theory, and many of them have fizzled out upon experiment–or even more careful logical analysis!
Sigh. Sometimes I lament that the world might be more fun if my brain didn’t have this annoying habit of so quickly bringing logic and knowledge to bear on concepts I hear or read. Why must I ruin a good story with something so silly as a reality check?