Sat, 31 December 2005 11:57 am Comments (0)

Ending 2005 in Saturnian style

I thought about ending the year by going through the various clippings I’ve collected and tossing out some rants, but there will be plenty of time (and material) for that in 2006. Better to finish up with something a bit happier. Astronomy Picture of the Day pointed out that 2005 was a wonderful year of imagery and science from Saturn, so what a fitting way to end with yet another stunning colorful picture:

Wed, 28 December 2005 5:18 pm Comments (1)

Eyebrow-raising, head-shaking stuff

  • Holiday-week vacation, I Love the 80s: 3D on VH1…can’t…stop…watching…ahh! It’s like frickin’ crack for the Gen-X set!! Whoever came up with the I Love… series is a genius. Quoth Liz at 1:11am: “Finally, a commercial! Quick, get the remote so we can finally turn it off!”
  • Oh, no! First Field’s, now the Berghoff is closing. I thought Chicago was rising, what’s with the long-time institutions going by the wayside? Where shall we go now for schnitzel and haughty service??
  • Figuring that a pre-qualification letter would be a good thing to have at this point in the house-hunting process, I filled out the forms at LendingTree this morning. Wowzers, within 30 minutes I had eight emails and a phone call! I suppose it’s better than trudging around from bank to bank, awaiting to see what rates they deign to give out, but the response it a bit overwhelming. Didn’t they see where I marked that we don’t have an actual property under consideration yet?
  • Can’t there be some better standards for writing up descriptions of houses on the market? Hitting place after place only to find that the meaning of ‘yard’, ‘3 bedrooms’, or ‘needs some TLC’ can vary by orders of magnitude is making the process a bit more like a chore than it needs to be. We’ll have enough of that once we have to maintain a place, thank you very much.
  • I figured the Prior-for-Tejada rumors that surfaced last week were just so much hot-stove-league rumor mongering to spice up the holiday lull, yet they’re still showing up on the Trib and ESPN. Seriously, I hope there’s nothing to them; the trade simply doesn’t make sense, and not just because he’s a popular Cub–or even the starting-pitching-wins-championships mantra. It’s simply that a 25-year-old pitcher has his best years ahead of him, while a 30-year-old hitter is either at or past his peak. Maybe Prior is injury-prone or exhibits flaws in his mechanics, but there’s plenty of time to mold that; Tejada’s bat (or glove) isn’t the difference between last year and the World Series, and both skills will almost certainly start declining soon.
Sun, 18 December 2005 5:14 pm Comments (1)

‘Twas the week before Christmas

  • After finally digging out my car on Friday morning (um, after 15 years of driving I really should know by now that ’tis much easier to do if I don’t wait until after several thaw-freeze cycles turn the bottom of the pile into a centimeter-thick slab of ice!), I declined to stake any claim to that slab of asphalt. By rule of dibs I should be entitled to it, but such displays aren’t done much on our stretch of Greenview, and besides I accept the idea that I can claim no exclusive rights to any segment of public property. Upon return from Liz’s company holiday dinner later in the evening, I was just happy that the spot behind it–thus still right near the building–was available.
    However, I was quite annoyed that the previoius occupant had made only the bare minimum shovelling effort, leaving behind a goodly amount of slick ice and snow. C’mon, people, an extra couple minutes is all it takes! So, when the next morning I noticed that the spot that I had so thoroughly shoveled the previous day was again available, I decided that I was in fact entitled to the spot. Yep, before everyone else was ready for our little downtown Christmas trip (via the El, of course) I made a special point to go start the car and pull it forward–all of 15 feet–into ‘my’ spot. Nevermind that I shouldn’t actually need the car until we start our holiday driving extravaganza on Christmas Eve…but I know for sure it won’t be any trouble pulling out into the roadway!
    Our own dedicated parking spaces will definitely be one of the nice things about being homeowners…
  • Christmastime at State and Randolph beyond this year will continue to have decorated windows, the Great Tree in the Walnut room, find merchandise for sale, and word is that there will even still be Frango. Yet it simply won’t be quite the same for long-time Chicagoans, knowing that one of their local icons was retired for the sake of saving some advertizing dollars. Too bad it was another year of slightly disappointing windows, would have been nice to see the last one as Field’s have a bit more pizzazz.
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  • Like others, I’ve got some questions regarding the War on Christmas:
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    • What percentage of American Christians are really offended when someone says ‘Happy Holidays’ to them rather than ‘Merry Christmas’? Are other groups in our society likewise entitled to this newfound sensitivity, or is there some percentage a segment must achieve before they are entitled to protection against language and customs they find offensive? Is the real problem the very existence of other social and religious groups with the audacity not only to have festivities and spend money during December but also to assert the right to do so under our Consitution and inclusive society?
    • Is it possible that businesses who spout generic holiday greetings are motivated purely by the desire to appeal to as many customers as possible? If instead they should be motivated primarily by Christian concerns, are there any other areas and times of year that such motivations should also apply when making their business plans?
    • Given how ineffectual this war seems to be, might the reason that the right-wing noise machine brings it up is to make their other pet ‘wars’–in Iraq, against terror, against drugs, etc.–look like smashing successes in comparison?
Sun, 4 December 2005 11:12 am Comments (0)

Green Zebra and The Santaland Diaries

A visit from Liz’s brother Chris provided a good excuse to finally get reservations for Green Zebra, which we’d talked about since it opened a few months back. It’s connection (via ownership) to Spring was immediate, from the design of the menus–both in terms of graphic design and food content–to the diagonal layout of most tables to the recessed wall illumination. The selections certainly spanned a broad range of cuisine styles, and having to hunt for the few non-vegetarian dishes on the menu was a bit novel. In place of Spring’s signature sushi starter, GZ brought out a tasty dollop of bean soup in a two-ounce shotglass. The portions were adequate but didn’t exactly provide a hearty meal; no matter, it’s a destination for snazzy presentations and unusual (exotic?) flavor combinations…all topped off with yummy desserts (mmm, persimmon cake!) and a full French-press pot of coffee. It’s location–amid some run-down storefronts–makes it a cab-in, cab-out spot for its intended yuppie clientele, so I’m not sure why it’s still so hard to get a reservation.

As the taxi glided down Ashland on a snowy evening, it occurred to me that Chicagoans owe the late Michael Bliandic a great favor. His ignonimous mishandling of the 1979 snowstorm that cost him the primary to Jane Byrne is now the stuff of political legend, yet the repurcussions have essentially guaranteed ever after that only the most massive blizzard will stymie the Streets & San fleet (and even that only for a day or two–ask Bobby Rush). Swirling flakes might temporarily blind pedestrians, but the main roads are completely passable. One wonders if that would be so had one ill-timed storm not brought down the protege of the Machine.

Anyway, the taxi was necessary to get over to the Theatre Building for a performance of The Santaland Diaries. For the most part the actor did a wonderful job with the material and the audience; however, I did feel that he spent a little too much of the show intoning as if he were reading for the radio, which is unnecessary when there are costumes, props, and gestures that can be used (and perhaps to better effect). The show itself is classic David Sedaris wit, and this commentary on being a Macy’s elf resonates with two special groups of Americans: those who have worked in a department store at Christmastime and those who may have been in a department store at Christmastime. Too bad they didn’t find a way to work a Marshall Field’s-Macy’s swipe into it, but perhaps that’s just a bit of (bitter) local chauvinism on my part.